Mistakes in History

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Mistakes in History

This page contains a selection of bloopers relating to history, gathered from a best-selling compilation by Viking Press published under the pseudonym of Alexander Abingdon in 1931. The selected extracts, edited and rearranged, are reproduced for readers in countries where the book is in the public domain, which, to the best of our knowledge, includes Australia (because more than 70 years have passed since the book's publication and because the so-called anonymous rule applies). For other countries, please check your local copyright laws.

In the Middle Ages the Pope had very great sexual powers.

Many of the Crusaders died of salvation.

King Richard was captured and put in prison by the German Emperor, but the English people were very fond of their ruler, so they boiled him out.

Edward III would have been King of France had his mother been a man.

The people didn’t like King James II and after three years they decomposed him.

The chief executive of Massachusetts is the electric chair.

Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.

Henry VIII married Catherine of Aragon. He soon grew tired of her and divorced and beheaded her. He next married Anne Boleyn and also beheaded her. He then married Anne of Cleves and beheaded her—and so on.