Miscellaneous Bloopers
This page contains a selection of miscellaneous bloopers, gathered from a best-selling compilation by Viking Press published under the pseudonym of Alexander Abingdon in 1931. The selected extracts, edited and rearranged, are reproduced for readers in countries where the book is in the public domain, which, to the best of our knowledge, includes Australia (because more than 70 years have passed since the book's publication and because the so-called anonymous rule applies). For other countries, please check your local copyright laws.
My brother was kicked because he was wicked in the seat of his pants
A deacon is a mass of inflammable material placed in a prominent position to warn the people
All the crew were taken into custardy
The most interesting feature of the zoo was the largest ape in capacity
There are only two crimes visited with capital punishment, murder and suicide
One argument for the abolition of the jury system is that it costs too much to buy chairs and to hire a room for them
The different kinds of senses are common-sense and nonsense
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