More Miscellaneous Bloopers
This page contains a selection of miscellaneous bloopers, gathered from a best-selling compilation by Viking Press published under the pseudonym of Alexander Abingdon in 1931. The selected extracts, edited and rearranged, are reproduced for readers in countries where the book is in the public domain, which, to the best of our knowledge, includes Australia (because more than 70 years have passed since the book's publication and because the so-called anonymous rule applies). For other countries, please check your local copyright laws.
A horse divided against itself cannot stand
We used the antiseptic and were soon rid of the pessimist
Every morning my mother waves her arms to stretch her abominable muscles
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
She carried her broken leg in a casket for six weeks
He was dressed in the garbage of a monk
Before the age of reason men took everything for granite
It was raining cats and dogs, and there were poodles in the road
Owing to slackness of demand there was a great slut on the market
A Scout is a fiend to all and a bother to every other scout
The judge was very kind. He asked the deceased if he had anything to say.
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