Prize Science Bloopers

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Prize Science Bloopers

This page provides a selection of funny science bloopers. The bloopers are authentic, unconsciously humorous answers to school exam questions and essays, gathered from a compilation by Viking Press published under the pseudonym of Alexander Abingdon in 1932. The selected extracts, edited and rearranged, are reproduced for readers in countries where the book is in the public domain, which, to the best of our knowledge, includes Australia (because more than 70 years have passed since the book's publication and because the so-called anonymous rule applies). For other countries, please check your local copyright laws.

Reproduction is the life process by which an organist produces others of its kind

Q. Name four methods of locomotion for an animal. A. Backward, forward, sideways and up and down.

The moss was dry and the peas were dry. This shows that moisture should be a little wet. It shows that germination requires dry moisture as well as wet.

The order of mammals that monkeys and man belong to is the pirates

The aquatic plants differ from the terrestrial plants in that they are completely surrounded by their environment

The cloaca is the sounding apparatus by which the frog makes and creates sound

The distinguishing character of the mammals is that they have memory glands

Some insects have scales on their wings, for instance, a fish

An equinox is a point on the earth’s orbit and occurs when the equator comes in direct contact with the sun

The bottom of the sea is composed of clay and fine sentiments

Q. How does electricity get into clouds? A. As each particle of water vapour is carried up, it takes with it a tiny electrician.

You can make sodium carbonate from sodium bicarbonate by taking “bi” away

Q. What is the hide of a cow used for? A. To cover the cow.

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