Epitaphs
This page provides examples of unconsciously funny epitaphs collected from Marshall Brown's The Humor of Bulls and Blunders. The extracts are reproduced for readers in countries where the book is in the public domain, which, to the best of our knowledge, includes Australia. For other countries, please check your local copyright laws.
Here lies
J.S.
Who for forty years
Lived in conjugal happiness with his widow
Who survives him.
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Erected to the memory of
John Phillips
Accidentally shot as a mark of affection
by his Brother.
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Here lies the body of
James Vernon,
Only surviving son of Admiral Vernon
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In her life
She was a pattern worthy to be followed;
And her death —
Oh, how consoling to her friends!
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Here lies Bernard Lightfoot
Who was accidentally killed in the 45th
Year of his age.
This monument was erected
By his grateful family.
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In Memory of Margaret,
Erected by Her Grieving Children.
What is Home Without a Mother?
"Peace, Perfect Peace."
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A widow instructed the gravestone inscriber that she wanted to include "to my husband" in an appropriate place. This was the result:
To my husband, in an appropriate place
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An epitaph for Sir John Strange, a lawyer:
Here lies an honest lawyer,
and that is Strange.
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