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Free Funny Mothers' Day Card
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This original free funny Mothers' Day card features comically illustrated extracts from the book, Funny English Errors and Insights.
The front cover says:
The love between a mother and child forgives all mistakes.
This is just as well, given all the mistakes we make...
A child's essay:
"Every morning my mother waves her arms to stretch her abominable muscles."
Letter home:
"Dear Mum, I could have eaten a dead monkey, so your cake same in very useful."
English exam:
"Q. What is a simile? A. A simile is a picturesque way of saying what you really mean, such as calling your mother an old trout."
Inside, the card says:
Happy Mothers' Day!
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Free Valentine's Day Card 
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This original free Valentine's Day card features comically illustrated extracts from the book, Funny English Errors and Insights.
The front cover says:
A fool of you, love can make
As these blunders attest to...
"For a moment he stood there looking into her eyes. Between them was a bowl of hyacinths."
"Robin threw his arms around Jana's waste."
"Dear Edith, The scenery is here. Wish you were beautiful."
Inside, the card says:
But make no mistake,
About the love I have for you
Instructions
To download the free Valentine's Day ecard, right-click the link below and choose "Save Target as..." Email or print the card. Print the card double-sided. Depending on your printer's configuration, you may need to reorient the second page.
Free Valentine's Day eCard
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