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Free Funny Mothers' Day Card 
This original free funny Mothers' Day card features comically illustrated extracts from the book, Funny English Errors and Insights.
The front cover says:
The love between a mother and child forgives all mistakes.
This is just as well, given all the mistakes we make...
A child's essay:
"Every morning my mother waves her arms to stretch her abominable muscles."
Letter home:
"Dear Mum, I could have eaten a dead monkey, so your cake same in very useful."
English exam:
"Q. What is a simile? A. A simile is a picturesque way of saying what you really mean, such as calling your mother an old trout."
Inside, the card says:
Happy Mothers' Day!
Instructions
To download the free Mothers' Day card, right-click the links below and choose "Save Target as..." Print the card double-sided. Depending on your printer's configuration, you may need to reorient the inside page.
Free Mothers' Day eCard, Front 3.2 mb
Free Mothers' Day eCard, Inside 2.6 mb
Free Valentine's Day Card
This original free Valentine's Day card features comically illustrated extracts from the book, Funny English Errors and Insights.
The front cover says:
A fool of you, love can make
As these blunders attest to...
"For a moment he stood there looking into her eyes. Between them was a bowl of hyacinths."
"Robin threw his arms around Jana's waste."
"Dear Edith, The scenery is here. Wish you were beautiful."
Inside, the card says:
But make no mistake,
About the love I have for you
Instructions
To download the free Valentine's Day ecard, right-click the link below and choose "Save Target as..." Email or print the card. Print the card double-sided. Depending on your printer's configuration, you may need to reorient the second page.
Free Valentine's Day eCard 2.6 mb
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30 Nov 11: Author of Funny English launches Facebook Fan Page for new book, The Funny Dictionary
19 Nov 11: Order Funny English for Christmas. Order here, from anywhere in the world.
9 Sep 11: Funny English author, Troy Simpson, to give Author Talk, 15 Sept 11 (updated: SOLD OUT)
27 April 11: Funny English is the National Library Bookshop's No 1 Bestseller for Autumn 2011! Order your copy while stocks last
8 April 11: Author of Funny English, Troy Simpson, joins fellow author Denise Sutherland in launching the website, English Language Skills.
11 Jan 11: Read the review of Funny English in Teacher: The National Education Magazine here.
11 Jan 11: Sister website, Write Better English, finds new owners. Read press release.
25 Dec 10: Funny English receives glowing review in Teacher: The National Education Magazine (more details soon)
21 Dec 10: A video of the launch of Funny English is now available
16 Dec 10: Troy Simpson and Denise Sutherland to write a book of funny definitions
15 Dec 10: Author of Funny English announces work on new book of funny exam answers
11 Dec 10: Author of Funny English attends book signing at Borders
22 Nov 10: Funny English reaches 60,000 Facebook Fans
21 Nov 10: Funny English is featured on ABC Radio's Tuesday Morning Book Club
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8 Nov 10: Funny English debuts in the National Library's bestseller list for October at number 3
4 Nov 10: Funny English receives positive review by The Canberra Times. Read the review here.
31 Oct 10: Funny English is available from Borders' Christmas Catalogue under "Hot Gifts for Everyone"
29 Oct 10: Readers' positive feedback floods in. Read news ticker for examples.
29 Oct 10: Funny English is officially launched. Details to follow.
23 Oct 10: Funny English reaches 50,000 Facebook Fans
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13 Oct 10: Funny English is most "Liked" book in Humour at Borders
8 Oct 10: Funny English moves up NewSouthBooks' Top 10 Bestsellers — in all categories
6 Oct '10: Author of Funny English interviewed by Carol Duncan on ABC radio Newcastle/Sydney
4 Oct '10: Funny English enters Top 5 Bestseller List in Humour for Borders
4 Oct '10: Author of Funny English interviewed by Ross Solly on ABC radio Canberra
2 Oct '10: Funny English enters Top 10 Bestseller List for NewSouthBooks
1 Oct '10: Funny English is top pre-order in Humour for Borders
1 Oct '10: Funny English appears in bookstores
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