YOUR COMMENTS... +++ Ian F: "Cool site!" +++ Britto B: "Cool page. Love it." +++ Bill L: "You crack me up!" +++ Fahad: "Fantastic group. The best group in Facebook!" +++ Shafaq S: "Ha ha ha, very funny" +++ Radika D: "This is cool... since my English full of errors :))" +++ Tracy N: "So useful and so funny!" +++ Samantha S: "I just love the many funny posts on this site :)" +++ Nie A: "Me too!" +++ Joanne B: "This page is so funny, keep it up" +++ Andrea T: "What a sense of humour we have. Love it." +++ Kara M: "He he, great site!" +++ Mike H: "Awesome site!" +++ Jubajo likes B25 (Sir Winston Churchill invented the V-sign to encourage people. It is different today): "Flip the fingers around and flip the message! Too funny!" +++ Loraine W likes B23 (Industrial revolution being special kind of pills to lazy people to make them work): "Absolutely adore this response. Only wish it were true! My 12 and 16 year old boys could do with a megadose." +++ Nicola D from Perth likes B44: "Funny as it is true ... Everyone I have showed it to has laughed. That's what makes a classic quote." +++ Virginia A from Brighton Qld likes B173 (Any one trespassing on these grounds, without permission, will be prosecuted): "LOL. Well, I mean, honestly: What is trespassing? Going on the grounds WITH permission?" +++ Phillip C from Mount Druitt NSW likes B21 (The King wore a scarlet robe trimmed with vermin): "It would have been a one of a kind robe. I wonder if it smelt?" +++ Barbara R likes B139 (For sale: Baker's business, good trade, large oven, present owner been in it 17 years. Satisfactory reasons for leaving): "Very good reason for leaving - 17 years in an oven. Well and truly baked!" +++ Gail D from WA likes B139 too: "Look out, the next generation of bakers will have to meet the challenges of business by putting their whole being into it!" +++ Sharon J likes B99 (Some women are pretty and some are teachers): "I just hope his teacher laughed!" +++ Karen W from Maitland NSW likes B94 (He tried in vain and was successful): "This cracked me up, it seems to be my motto for life or at least one I would strive to achieve." +++ Deb A likes B19 (B19 Columbus was a great navigator who cursed about the Atlantic): "The image of Columbus sailing around the Atlantic swearing away tickles me pink." +++ Cheryl D likes B68 (The earth holds on to everything with its grabity): "I've known men like that." +++ Gaye M likes B103 (No part of a cow is wasted; even the skin is used to put on the top of hot milk): "I will never look at a glass of milk in quite the same way. Milk and skin anyone?" +++ Diane G from Qld likes B142 (WANTED: A small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and tail): "They do say that owners and their animals look alike and here is proof!" +++ Brooke S says "Absolutely hilarious... Loved reading it. Favourite would have to be the Wanted section. LOL funny." +++ Amanda S likes B66 (Gravity tells us why an apple does not go to heaven): "It is Isaac Newton's birthday today. I think he would have found it funny too!" +++ Chanteya says "B172 has to be my favourite hands down! 'Infringe our title to deceive the public'. Shameless but brilliant!" +++ Dianne M says "'Henry the Navigator sent out many navel expeditions to explore the lower regions'. What a difference an E makes!" +++ Melissa C says "B41 is a cute one: 'A curve is the longest way between 2 points'." +++ Deb D says she would use the news headline "Judge Dismisses Most Charges In Apple Suit" as "an example in junior English classes to highlight the importance of using correct language to convey a message" +++ Maneeha says "'Industrial Revolution is a special kind of pills which doctors give to lazy people to make them work'... I love this! :D" +++ Selena Z likes "A triangle is a square with only 3 corners." +++ Allen S likes "'An example of a collective noun is a garbage can' ... It plays on several levels." +++ T Phan from Qld: "'A verb is something to eat'. So funny when reading it. I guess a verb is similar to a herb?! :)" +++ Cheryl M: "When I read the following one, I truly broke out laughing ... 'James the First claimed the throne of England through his grandmother because he had no father'". +++ Katherine R from Qld says blooper number B14 "made me laugh out loud: 'In Russia there are vast carnivorous forests' ... Imagining this made me smirk for the rest of the afternoon". +++ Shane S from Australia also likes B14, adding: "The setting for the fourth installment of the Twilight movie series?" +++ Lorna S from VIC says she remembers interviewing a guy who proudly stated on his CV that he had been "ducks of his school" +++ Julia R likes "Proportional Representation is a system of voting always favoured by those who can’t get in otherwise" +++ Adrian G from Qld says "My favourite funny English error is b37. I am sure it is not the answer being looked for, but how can you argue with the logic!" +++ Joni H from NZ likes "A triangle is a square with only three corners" +++ Trina H from Australia: "I like 'In the Classroom: Vocabulary' where it says stars are the moon's eggs. I teach children and they would really think this!" +++ Selena Z says her Mum would love this howler: "Dear Mum, I could have eaten a dead monkey, so your cake came in very useful." +++ Jessica W says "My fav is 'Weight is the weight that a thing weighs'" +++ Raylee L says about this site: "Hilarious. I love it." +++ Liz J from NZ: "I like the press errors" +++ Sonia K from NSW: "B7 is my favourite. As a geography teacher I love it and can't wait to share it with my students." +++ Frances A from NZ: "My favourite is 'A criminal is someone who gets caught'; there are those who truly believe this!" +++ K Hill's favourite howler is "An island is a portion of land entirely surrounded by water except in the middle"; K Hill adds: "As a student teacher who's been informed 'Tasmania cannot possibly be an island because it's part of Australia', I would rejoice to hear this response!" +++ Veronica D likes "LOST: A small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and tail"; Veronica says "As soon as I read this one I got an immediate visual image." +++ Shasi's favourite is "The imperfect tense is used in France to express a future action in past time which does not take place at all"; Shasi says "Like how I'm my own grandfather; trippy, confusing, hilarious." +++

A History of Blunders Books

Funny English Errors and Insights is not the first compilation of blunders, and it will not be the last. To put the book in its historical context, this article outlines the history of blunders books.

Scope

To outline the history of blunders books, we must first clarify what we mean by "blunder". The Oxford English Dictionary defines "blunder" as "a gross mistake; an error due to stupidity or carelessness." Such blunders come in various kinds. There are blunders of action, blunders of speech, and blunders of writing.1 These kinds of blunders can be divided further.

For example, some blunders are "bulls", a kind of blunder involving an unperceived inconsistency. Bulls, which we explore more fully in a separate article, are sometimes associated particularly with the Irish (as in "Irish Bull").  Other blunders are "breaks", such as typographical errors and unfortunate phrasing in newspapers. Yet another kind of blunders are "howlers", a term most often applied to humorous or amusing replies to exam and essay questions in school and college. There are several other kinds of blunders, each with different shades of meaning.

Funny English Errors and Insights is a book of writing blunders, including bulls, breaks, and howlers. Early blunders books, before the invention of the printing press, were books of mostly blunders of action and blunders of speech.

Ancient Greece and Earlier

The oldest known compilation of blunders is a Greek compilation called the Philogelos ("laughter-loving"), also called the Asteia or the Facetiae ("amusing or witty remarks or writings").

The Philogelos is sometimes ascribed to a fifth century Alexandrian philosopher named Hierocles.2 Twenty-eight of the specimens in the Philogelos were found appended to a tenth century manuscript of Hierocles' work, Commentary on the Golden Words of Pythagoras.3

However, several discoveries in the 1700s and 1800s, which enlarged the collection of specimens in the Philogelos from 28 to more than 200, suggest that the person who wrote the Commentary is not the same person who compiled the Philogelos.4 Rather, the person responsible for the Philogelos may have be someone else also called Hierocles who lived in the first century AD. In fact, the Philogelos may be two books in one, made by two different men: the first century Hierocles and a man named Philagrius. The stories contained in the Philogelos may date even further back, possibly to Buddhist writings and even to stories from ancient Egypt.5

The Philogelos contains several specimens that might be described as "bulls". These bulls include blunders of action, such as the story of the man who sat before a mirror to see how he looked when asleep;6 and of the man who, being told that a raven can live 200 years, bought one to see whether the statement was true.7

The bulls in Philogelos also include blunders of speech. An example is the story of the man who declared, after a narrow escape from drowning, "I will never enter the water again until I have learned how to swim".8 But perhaps the best of the old Greek blunders of speech is the story of a son who took the body of his dead father to the embalmers. When the son returned to the embalmers to collect the body, there happened to be a number of bodies in the same place. The son was asked if his father had any peculiarity by which his body might be recognised. The son replied: "He had a cough."9

The Invention of the Printing Press

Collections of blunders proliferated after the invention of printing.10 The compilers took their material from oral as well as written sources, including from medieval collections of "exampla".11 The exempla are moral anecdotes, real or fictitious, used by medieval preachers to illustrate a point.12

In the 1600s, there was a rapid increase in so-called jest books.  These jest books include:

  • Robert Chamberlain, The Booke of Bulls, Baited with Two Centuries of Bold Jests, and Nimble Lies, or A Combat Between Sence and Non-Sence, Being at Strife who Shall Infuse Most Myrth into the Gentle-Reader (1636)
  • Robert Chamberlain, A New Booke of Mistakes, or Bulls with Tales, and Bulls Without Tales But No Lyes By Any Meanes (1637)
  • Anonymous, The Complaisant Companion, or New Jests, Witty Reparties, Bulls, Rhodomontado's, and Pleasant Novels (1674)
  • Anonymous, Bogg-Witicisms, or Dear Joy's Common Places (1682)
  • Richard Head, Nugae Venales, of A Complaisant Companion Being New Jests, Domestick and Forreign, Bulls, Rhodomontados, Pleasant Novels and Miscellanies (1686)
  • Humphrey Crouch, England's Jests Refin'd and Improv'd Being a Choice Collection of the Merriest Jests, Smartest Repartees, Wittiest Sayings, and Most Notable Bulls (1687)
  • J Wilde, England's Merry Jester (1693)

These jest books contain a large proportion of blunder-stories. For example, Robert Chamberlain's Booke of Bulls (1636) tells the story of a man who said he had seen a unicorn with two horns;13 a man who bragged that his master could kill an ox and a half each day;14 and the man who accused another man of stealing pears from his plum tree.15

The Great Depression

The word "howler", in the sense of humorous answers to exam questions, dates to the late nineteenth century.16 There were a few compilations of howlers around this time, though the word "howler" is not used in some of them. One of the best compilation of howlers of the time is English As She Is Taught (1887), compiled by Caroline B Le Row. But the golden era of howlers books was the late 1920s and early 1930s, especially the period around the Great Depression.

In 1931, Viking Press published Boners, compiled by Alexander Abingdon.  "Boners" is the American term for howlers. Boners was a megaselling book. It was the fourth bestselling non-fiction book in the USA for the year 1931.17 The book went through four printings in just two months.18 Boners was so successful that three more volumes were rushed to publication in 1931. These sequels, especially More Boners, were also very successful. Boners continued to sell well for decades. It was reprinted in 1997 and again in 2007. Boners is also significant because it launched the career of Dr Seuss, who illustrated Boners and More Boners. Dr Seuss would go on to become the best-selling children's author of all time.

About the same time, in August 1928, the prolific compiler of howlers, Cecil Hunt (1902-1954), published Howlers through his British employer-publisher Ernest Benn.  Hunt had been jotting down howlers for years, filling exercise books with examples.19 Like Boners, Howlers was an immediate bestseller. It sold 10,000 copies even before publication and more than 9000 in just one week, the week before Christmas 1928.20 A second collection of howlers, Fresh Howlers (1930), was as popular as the first collection.21 There then followed 10 more books of howlers by Hunt (see our bibliography for a complete list). Some of Hunt's Howlers books of the 1930s were reissued as late as the 1960s. In 1985, Russell Ash published a book of howlers (also called Howlers) based on Hunt's earlier Howlers books.

Boners in the USA and Howlers in Britain were the progenitors of many successful similar books. School-hood memories of both Boners and Howlers, alongside Art Linkletter's Kids Sure Rite Funny (1962), were part of the inspiration for our own compilation of Funny English Errors and Insights in 2010.

Modern Compilers

Of modern compilers of blunders, we mention three of the most prolific. The first is Denys Parsons. Denys Parsons was "the undisputed king of the misprint".22 Over several decades, he compiled many best-selling volumes, including It Must Be True (1952), Can It Be True? (1953), and Many a True Word (1958). Parsons' books bring together breaks from the English-speaking daily press, including typographical accidents and other editorial clangers. His books have been reissued several times, including several reissues in the 1980s. A collection of  press breaks from Parsons' books was published in 2002, borrowing the title It Must Be True.

If Parsons was king of the misprint, then Juliet Lowell was the queen of unintentionally humorous letters. From the 1940s to the 1960s, Lowell compiled and published unintentionally humorous letters written from and to people in all walks of life. Her compilations include Dear Sir (1944), Dear Sir or Madam (1946), Dear Doctor (1955), Dear Justice (1958), Dear Hollywood (1959), Dear Mr Congressman (1960), Dear Folks (1960), Dear Man of Affairs (1961), Dear VIP (1963), and Dear Candidate (1968).

The reigning clown prince of English language blunders is Richard Lederer, an American author and speaker. Lederer has more than a million books in print,23 including, most notably, his best-selling Anguished English series. According to Lederer's website, Anguished English (1987) is the largest selling language bloopers book ever.24 Lederer has compiled several successful sequels, including More Anguished English (1993), Fractured English (1996), The Bride of Anguished English (2000), and The Revenge of Anguished English (2005).

Conclusion

Even from just this brief history of blunders books, we can draw some conclusions and pose some interesting questions. The humour of blunders — of other people's blunders — has a long history. Many peoples in many places have enjoyed the unconscious humour of blunders. Perhaps human nature is much the same in all times and in all places?

If we look deeper into some of the books mentioned above, we see that some of the blunder stories collected through the centuries are so similar that they may trace to a common origin; perhaps some of the blunders have been modified or updated to make the stories more relevant to contemporary audiences?

Thinking even more deeply about the specimens in some of the modern collections of blunders compared to early examples, has the form in which the blunder stories are told changed somewhat? Are modern blunders books expected to contain shorter specimens that can be read more quickly by a busier and less patient consumer? Was a moral to the blunder stories more important in the past than today?

It can be more certainly stated that blunders books have been hugely popular. They have topped the bestseller lists despite, or perhaps because of, hard times — including the hard economic times of the Great Depression. The blunders books may be regarded as the most persistent of all book forms. We are proud that the latest addition to the genre, our own Funny English Errors and Insights, can join such illustrious company.

FOOTNOTES

1 Walter Jerrold, Bulls, Blunders and Howlers (1928) 3.

2 For example, Charles Bombaugh, The Book of Blunders (1871) 61.

3 Albert Rapp, "A Greek 'Joe Miller'" (1951) 46(6) The Classical Journal 286, 290.

4 Albert Rapp, "A Greek 'Joe Miller'" (1951) 46(6) The Classical Journal 286, 290.

5 WA Clouston, The Book of Noodles (1888) 2.

Retold in, for example, Charles Bombaugh, The Book of Blunders (1871) 61.

7 Retold in, for example, Charles Bombaugh, The Book of Blunders (1871) 61.

8 Retold in, for example, Charles Bombaugh, The Book of Blunders (1871) 61.

9 Retold in, for example, WA Clouston, The Book of Noodles (1888) 15.

10 WA Clouston, The Book of Noodles (1888) ix.

11 WA Clouston, The Book of Noodles (1888) ix.

12 See, for example, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exemplum (accessed 22 November 2009).

13 Robert Chamberlain, The Booke of Bulls (1636) 2.

14 Robert Chamberlain, The Booke of Bulls (1636) 29.

15 Robert Chamberlain, The Booke of Bulls (1636) 31.

16 See "What Is A Howler?"

17 www.librarything.com/topic/17834 (accessed 22 November 2009).

18 www.edweek.org/ew/articles/2007/09/26/05books.h27.html (accessed 22 November 2009).

19 Russell Ash, Howlers (1985) 7.

20 Russell Ash, Howlers (1985) 7.

21 Russell Ash, Howlers (1985) 7.

22 Amazon product description.

23 www.verbivore.com/aboutrl.htm (accessed 22 November 2009).

24 www.verbivore.com/rlbooks.htm (accessed 22 November 2009)

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